Vacationing at the White House?

Do you need a vacation, but you’re not sure where to go? Do I have the spot for you! For a donation, you can vacation at the White House and receive preference for tours, and briefings with officials. It’s a great deal, but you must act soon, because this opportunity won’t last (hopefully, it will be nonexistent after January 2013).

Didn’t Barack Obama say he was going to bring change? Renting the White House out for campaign donations isn’t a change, Bill Clinton did the same thing when he was President. What’s next, an intern named Monica?