10 tips Obama can take from Tiger? Uh oh

Tiger Woods and Barack Obama on the cover of Golf Digest

The headline says it all: 10 tips Obama can take from Tiger. I’m not sure what these tips are, but here are some that would be useful if Barack Obama starts turning into Bill Clinton.

1. Don’t leave a message on your mistress’ voicemail asking her to remove her name, just in case your wife calls. You know this will make its way onto TMZ.

2. Don’t send text messages. She’ll probably just sell them to the National Enquirer, or some other tabloid.

3. You must save for a rainy day. Set aside 10% of your income for some of those expenses that might pop up, like having to buy your mistress’ silence.

4. Don’t keep golf clubs near the front door. You wouldn’t want one ending up in your Escalade.

5. Buy a sports car. When your wife finds out your cheating on her with four different women, you’ll need a fast car to get away from her. Angry women are fast.