Tiger Woods spoke to ESPN today, and the five minute interview was rather unspectacular. I was personally annoyed by something I found disingenuous: His desire to apologize to everyone for his undisclosed problem. I know it sounds good, but it’s complete nonsense to think he owes anyone other than his wife Elin Nordegren an apology. But then again, I’m biased. For the life of me, I don’t know how someone who seemingly has everything can risk it for so little. Come on, he’s married to her:

Tiger Wood's wife, Elin Nordegren

Former model Elin Nordegren

Mrs. Tiger Woods, Elin NOrdegren

Then, we have the girlfriends. They’re certainly not chopped liver, but are they really worth it? A beautiful wife, two children, fun job, lots of money, and you act like an idiot? Oh that’s right, he’s sick and getting treatment. I forgot.

Tiger Woods' girlfriend, Rachel Uchitel

Tiger Woods' mistress, Jaimee Grubbs

Another Tiger Woods girlfriend: Jamie Jungers

Actress and Tiger Woods Girlfriend, Holly Sampson